just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
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I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
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My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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