remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
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No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
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I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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