got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
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that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
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Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
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