My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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