put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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