no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
