Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
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Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
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Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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