Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (313): View more from Michigan

  mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!

  (1-313): View more from Michigan

  it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (313): mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up! (1-313): it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me... http://tfl.nu/s17x
  Replies (13) Good night (923) Bad night (1958)
• Favorite

  (949): View more from California

  I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (949): I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying. http://tfl.nu/ychl
  Replies (4) Good night (1164) Bad night (1640)
• Favorite

  (601): View more from Mississippi

  Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (601): Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving http://tfl.nu/z8pa
  Replies (31) Good night (952) Bad night (3285)
• Favorite

  (256): View more from Alabama

  I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (256): I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed. http://tfl.nu/zn1y
  Replies (31) Good night (1187) Bad night (9719)
• Favorite

  (864): View more from South Carolina

  If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"

  (1-864): View more from South Carolina

  as in "white"?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (864): If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry" (1-864): as in "white"? http://tfl.nu/140y
  Replies (24) Good night (5285) Bad night (965)
• Favorite

  (541): View more from Oregon

  You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (541): You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore" http://tfl.nu/euok
  Replies (12) Good night (5996) Bad night (1204)
• Favorite

  (819): View more from Quebec

  We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (819): We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive. http://tfl.nu/7d2g
  Replies (20) Good night (4474) Bad night (1009)
• Favorite

  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (978): He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment. http://tfl.nu/fwul
  Replies (12) Good night (2672) Bad night (1211)
• Favorite

  (931): View more from Tennessee

  everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (931): everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend http://tfl.nu/stvz
  Replies (9) Good night (934) Bad night (4085)
• Favorite

  (330): View more from Ohio

  I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (330): I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call http://tfl.nu/x7fj
  Replies (10) Good night (1981) Bad night (644)
• Favorite

  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (978): Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one http://tfl.nu/zma0
  Replies (13) Good night (2206) Bad night (744)
• Favorite

  (714): View more from California

  I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed

  (949): View more from California

  Someone's stooooned

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (714): I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed (949): Someone's stooooned http://tfl.nu/d50z
  Replies (13) Good night (1972) Bad night (615)
• Favorite

  (407): View more from Florida

  You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (407): You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck. http://tfl.nu/hypr
  Replies (5) Good night (633) Bad night (1320)
• Favorite

  (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (306): All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer http://tfl.nu/jur4
  Replies (1) Good night (632) Bad night (504)
• Favorite

  (917): View more from New York City

  You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (917): You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand http://tfl.nu/conm
  Replies (1) Good night (560) Bad night (495)

Randomize