Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
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We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
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When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours