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(240): View more from Maryland

I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!

(301): View more from Maryland

OMG! Ew.

(240): View more from Maryland

Lucky Dad.

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(718): View more from New York

Barsexuality is the new black.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating

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(613): View more from Ontario

my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy

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(571): View more from Virginia

i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days

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(574): View more from Indiana

I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids

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(514): View more from Quebec

bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands

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(312): View more from Illinois

Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?

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