please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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