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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  im ready to get crazy and take my wig off

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale

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• (817): View more from Texas

  He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.

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• (915): View more from Texas

  She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.

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