Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
So much Jack, so little girl.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"