if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.