is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
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remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
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Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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