I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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