we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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