Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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