She announced her abortion via fbk
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
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No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
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Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
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