the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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