We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
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There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
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Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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