Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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