come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
How does one acquire holy water?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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