no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
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