I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Randomize
