windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
the raccoons are back...
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