Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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