Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
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I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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