Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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