I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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