So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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