i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
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you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
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I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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