I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Drake has all the answers
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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