one two three fourrrrnication!
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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