white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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