Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
He's on the porch naked. Help.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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