If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
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i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
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I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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