I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
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you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
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It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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