He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
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I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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