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I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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