What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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