am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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