he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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