No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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