theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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