What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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