Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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