she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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