He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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