don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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