Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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