Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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