i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
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We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
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There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
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