and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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