What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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