you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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