"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
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i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
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this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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