In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
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