I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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