once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
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I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
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I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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