can u get pink eye on your cock?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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