You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Mom said you looked used
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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